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38. Bwahahahaha!

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #9)

Sun May 12, 2013, 05:21 PM

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I was drunk last night! Anyone know if I got lucky? [View all] ohiosmith May 2013 OP

Does the name "Bossie" ring any bells? nolabear May 2013 #1

Big brown eyes? Kinda! ohiosmith May 2013 #3

Pasture eyes. nt pinboy3niner May 2013 #16

Do you feel an afterglow of udder ecstasy? pinboy3niner May 2013 #2

Is that what it is? I thought I had prostrate problems! ohiosmith May 2013 #20

I wasn't here. In_The_Wind May 2013 #4

Okay! That's one! ohiosmith May 2013 #32

The calfs? Call Me Wesley May 2013 #5

He's gonna be milking this story for a while, let me tell you. Dr. Strange May 2013 #14

And no matter how much you demur, he'll insist on parading it past your eyes pinboy3niner May 2013 #15

LOL! Call Me Wesley May 2013 #24

I am a leg man! ohiosmith May 2013 #33

So you don't remember me... MiddleFingerMom May 2013 #6

Dude! A popsicle is an ineffective weapon! ohiosmith May 2013 #34

You're probably just having Andalusians of grandeur pinboy3niner May 2013 #7

! nolabear May 2013 #23

You're not stable! You know that,....right? ohiosmith May 2013 #35

Just because I have a "BARN TO LOSE" tattoo on my forehead? pinboy3niner May 2013 #43

Trying to stirrup trouble eh! ohiosmith May 2013 #47

I herd you coud be testy, but I won't prod you pinboy3niner May 2013 #65

"well, he wanted a 13, but they did a 31!" BlancheSplanchnik May 2013 #81

Nice! Reminds me of... pinboy3niner May 2013 #83

well, he's gettin a tattoo, Yeah he's gettin ink done..... BlancheSplanchnik May 2013 #85

That's Jamie Kennedy playing a white rapper from Malibu in 'Malibu's Most Wanted' pinboy3niner May 2013 #87

Haaaaaaaaahahahahhahaa! BlancheSplanchnik May 2013 #88

Magic Eightball say.... hlthe2b May 2013 #8

That looks familiar! ohiosmith May 2013 #37

One way to know for sure Major Nikon May 2013 #9

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith May 2013 #38

Would That Mean Some Lady Wasn't So Lucky?! becca da bakkah May 2013 #10

You wound me! ohiosmith May 2013 #39

Oh! Was that you last night? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #11

Willing and honest! ohiosmith May 2013 #40

Honesty too? Not asking for much are you? Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #50

Yea baby! ohiosmith May 2013 #58

Two AAAs... that would certainly explain,..... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #61

It was either that or a miner's hat! ohiosmith May 2013 #64

The miner's hat might have kept you,...... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #66

I was upright! Floor or no! ohiosmith May 2013 #67

No dear boy.... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #68

I'm talking about the flashlight! ohiosmith May 2013 #69

So you say,.....now! Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #70

That wasn't a subterfuge in my pocket,...... ohiosmith May 2013 #71

Oh! Well like the lady said,....... Sekhmets Daughter May 2013 #72

Sounds like she's,..... ohiosmith May 2013 #73

Did you wake up with your kidneys missing? Dash87 May 2013 #12

Not just the kidneys,....but the whole damn pie. ohiosmith May 2013 #41

your still here. I'd say that is pretty lucky! rurallib May 2013 #13

You know,.....you're right! ohiosmith May 2013 #42

well, you would have, but you fell asleep >>> kwassa May 2013 #17

I wasn't sleeping! I was,......looking for cracks in my eyelids! ohiosmith May 2013 #44

Is that why my ass hurts? I was wondering. Locut0s May 2013 #18

Sorry about your ass,....but I only do humans! ohiosmith May 2013 #30

All things considered, yes. rug May 2013 #19

TA DA! ohiosmith May 2013 #29

They paid me not to tell you... WCGreen May 2013 #21

So you were mooved by money? pinboy3niner May 2013 #22

Who's Lucy? Ptah May 2013 #25

She's got splaining to do! ohiosmith May 2013 #28

Well, Newest Reality May 2013 #26

Leaf me alone! ohiosmith May 2013 #27

You told me it was the best night of your life BainsBane May 2013 #31

Now I remember! It was! ohiosmith May 2013 #45

What does the tattoo say? Mr.Bill May 2013 #36

I won't know until my next erection! ohiosmith May 2013 #46

"I crashed Kali's pasture and all I have to show for it is this lousy tattoo"? pinboy3niner May 2013 #48

Thank god it's not a brand! ohiosmith May 2013 #49

If you don't remember, then what's the difference? Brigid May 2013 #51

I don't remember some of the best times I ever had! ohiosmith May 2013 #55

??? Brigid May 2013 #56

You are alive today..thats something!..and oh... AsahinaKimi May 2013 #52

Lottery ticket? Damn! ohiosmith May 2013 #59

If anyhing like this happened in the morning, then no. You didn't get lucky..... DeSwiss May 2013 #53

Could be worse! ohiosmith May 2013 #60

why did you want vasaline and a vacume cleaner ? olddots May 2013 #54

For the same reason I wanted the marshmallows and Barry Manilow cd! ohiosmith May 2013 #62

You seem to ask that a bit sheepishly Arugula Latte May 2013 #57

Ewe! ohiosmith May 2013 #63

It depends on what you mean by 'lucky'. Rex May 2013 #74

When I don't need a bail bondsman! ohiosmith May 2013 #75

. Rex May 2013 #76

I tried to get you lucky, ZombieHorde May 2013 #77

D&D? Shit dude! ohiosmith May 2013 #78

I know! We even had soda and Doritos. nt ZombieHorde May 2013 #79

Don't tell me onion dip! I'll die! ohiosmith May 2013 #80

And you missed the 'Twister' warmup pinboy3niner May 2013 #82

I found a link to your OP in a thread in GD! Lady Freedom Returns May 2013 #84

This thread was the first thing I thought of pintobean May 2013 #86