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TreasonousBastard

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3. Heh! I knew a guy in New Jersey who saw a bear cub in his back yard...

Mon Jul 15, 2013, 01:31 PM

Jul 2013

and being a basically dumbass city feller who moved into the woods, he went out to play with the cute little critter. And we know baby bears are among the most adorable things on the planet so he might almost be excused for his ignorance. Almost.

Anyway, he told me mama bear broke through the bushes like a freight train and he just made it into the house feeling her hot breath on his ass as he opened the back door.

I think his house is for sale.

The pool guys, though, have absolutely no excuse at all and really should die before they pollute the gene pool any more than they have.

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