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nolabear

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9. When Mr. Bear was in a dorm he says one night they heard bumping upstairs.

Mon Jul 15, 2013, 08:30 PM

Jul 2013

BUMP-BUMP...BUMP-BUMP... on and on. Loud. They ran up to find a member of the football team slowly "walking" a vending machine across the floor toward the outside balcony. He got it out, pushed it over, and it landed on the quad and essentially exploded, sending sodas and change everywhere. He then calmly walked back down, picked up his fifty cents, and went back to his room.

He SWEARS.

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Any followup on... TreasonousBastard Jul 2013 #1

Not that I know of HarveyDarkey Jul 2013 #2

Heh! I knew a guy in New Jersey who saw a bear cub in his back yard... TreasonousBastard Jul 2013 #3

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When Mr. Bear was in a dorm he says one night they heard bumping upstairs. nolabear Jul 2013 #9

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