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tblue

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3. "She sounds like my type: beautiful, smart and fun to be around."

Reply to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Thu Aug 1, 2013, 05:12 PM

Aug 2013

"Keep playing and the next time you go without calling her for three-four days I might answer her phone while she's lying next to me… in her birthday suit… exhausted."

BEAUTIFUL!!!

I hope that woman dumps this clown. He's the one who needs to change! She can find a man who will love her exactly the way she is.

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Ask Willie D: My Girlfriend's Breasts Are Too Small. Help! [View all] TexasTowelie Aug 2013 OP

Great answer! bluesbassman Aug 2013 #1

Da F? Xyzse Aug 2013 #2

"She sounds like my type: beautiful, smart and fun to be around." tblue Aug 2013 #3

Natural breasts are perfect as they are. And more than a handful is a waste. StanGr Aug 2013 #4

Any size is just right ... Scuba Aug 2013 #5

If he really cared for her, he would care about the size of her breasts. n/t RebelOne Aug 2013 #6

They can't be too small, but they can be too big. Augmented bowling balls do nothing for me. StanGr Aug 2013 #7

Ten to one... pipi_k Aug 2013 #8

L-L-LOL! UtahLib Aug 2013 #11

... pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #14

"My Mind is playing tricks on me" may be a good song, but why ask a rapper for health advise? jakeXT Aug 2013 #9

My answer: "Dude, you should hear what she says about you..." hunter Aug 2013 #10

Perfect comeback! n/t UtahLib Aug 2013 #12

Hell of a lot more sensible than Willie's solo track "Fuck Rodney King," that's for sure... nomorenomore08 Aug 2013 #13

"Boobs don't do anything" struggle4progress Aug 2013 #15

Absolutely nothing In_The_Wind Aug 2013 #16

These two people should clearly break up ... but ... dr.strangelove Aug 2013 #17

Why doesn't he just put them on himself? Major Nikon Aug 2013 #18