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LiberalEsto

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6. The Three Little Kittens
Fri Aug 16, 2013, 03:59 PM
Aug 2013

The three little kittens needed their Shittens
so they could wipe themselves

Alas the poor kittens were out of Shittens
All bare were their bathroom shelves

The momma cat scolded "You naughty kittens!
Put on your Shittens, or else you'll have no pie!"

"Alas, dear Momma, we're out of Shittens.
Could you go out and buy?"

"In that case dear kittens, just use your tongues
and then we'll all have pie."




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No Shitten [View all] LiberalEsto Aug 2013 OP
Nooooo! This will endanger the toilet commercial bears! pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #1
Never noticed the football before tonekat Aug 2013 #13
Fifty cents a poop? antiquie Aug 2013 #2
And you can't flush them! LiberalEsto Aug 2013 #3
Maybe add to the toxic diaper tower? antiquie Aug 2013 #4
hahahahahahahahahahaha Bertha Venation Aug 2013 #5
The Three Little Kittens LiberalEsto Aug 2013 #6
Post of the Day right here! Earth_First Aug 2013 #8
You just won the internet. Game over. nt Demo_Chris Aug 2013 #11
Handy for when you meet teabaggers, repubicans and other pieces of shit. Scuba Aug 2013 #7
Excellent idea. antiquie Aug 2013 #9
+100 nt LiberalEsto Aug 2013 #10
So they have pipi_k Aug 2013 #12
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