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Ikonoklast

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5. Distemper? Is your nose warm?

Reply to Aristus (Original post)

Wed Feb 1, 2012, 09:32 PM

Feb 2012

I am by no means a medical professional such as yourself, good sir, but I have heard from good authorities on the subject that American Bourbon Whiskey kills the most virulent viruses known to man.

My advice is to start with 100cc admininstered orally, repeat as necessary.

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I must have caught something from one of my patients. I'm sicker than a dog. [View all] Aristus Feb 2012 OP

I'll talk to you, my dear Aristus! CaliforniaPeggy Feb 2012 #1

Me too, CalPeg. Aristus Feb 2012 #2

"I must have caught something from one of my patients. I'm sicker than a dog." MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 #3

Doc-upational hazard. dimbear Feb 2012 #4

Distemper? Is your nose warm? Ikonoklast Feb 2012 #5

Well be thankful it was a dog and not a cat. yellowcanine Feb 2012 #6

Get well soon, Aristus. pacalo Feb 2012 #7

Aw, thanks... Aristus Feb 2012 #8

Hope you don't have what I've got. Lasher Feb 2012 #9

Naw, it was just some weird virus with very few upper respiratory symptoms. Aristus Feb 2012 #10

You are correct, lung involvement has evolved. Lasher Feb 2012 #13

I think something is going around.. MicaelS Feb 2012 #11

Let's hope you don't wake up day after day with the same illness. nolabear Feb 2012 #12