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MrScorpio

(73,772 posts) Mon Dec 12, 2011, 01:43 PM Dec 2011

The time is 12:43 PM EST in Ecorse, MI. Again it's time for another installment of ASK MR SCORPIO [View all]

The first installment for DU3.

The rules are simple… You can ask me for advice on any subject at all. I will use my vastly overpowering brain capacity in an attempt to solve your problem in the best way possible.

The only condition for participating in this question and answer extravaganza is that you may or may not like the answer that you are given… But you will be afforded points for being brave enough to ask in the first place.

What ever is heavy on your heart and mind deserves to be dealt with like a hit man for the Mafia… The MrScorpio way.

Let's do this!

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The time is 12:43 PM EST in Ecorse, MI. Again it's time for another installment of ASK MR SCORPIO [View all] MrScorpio Dec 2011 OP

Are you really in Ecorse??? spartan61 Dec 2011 #1

Nope, I'm not down river MrScorpio Dec 2011 #4

Should I stay or should I go? alfredo Dec 2011 #2

If you go there will be trouble... MrScorpio Dec 2011 #5

What whine goes with that? alfredo Dec 2011 #12

Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? MiddleFingerMom Dec 2011 #3

A man who knows the benefit of jamming things together without the help of lubricant� MrScorpio Dec 2011 #6

Should I take up JustAnotherGen Dec 2011 #7

Get someone else to bite your nails for your... MrScorpio Dec 2011 #8

Craigslist? JustAnotherGen Dec 2011 #9

You know it... MrScorpio Dec 2011 #10

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? KamaAina Dec 2011 #11

Because peanuts can't fly alfredo Dec 2011 #13

They most certainly can KamaAina Dec 2011 #16

Well, that's their cross to bear. alfredo Dec 2011 #20

Oh, wise and benevolent Mr. Scorpio? Denninmi Dec 2011 #14

Oh, please answer, Mr. Scorpio. Denninmi Dec 2011 #22

It won't be that bad MrScorpio Dec 2011 #25

Well, OK Then. Denninmi Dec 2011 #35

Am I possessed or just misunderstood? Tyrs WolfDaemon Dec 2011 #15

what is the meaning of life ? steve2470 Dec 2011 #17

The meaning to life is the ability to ask what the meaning of life is MrScorpio Dec 2011 #33

What is it with people who think they are vampires? Matariki Dec 2011 #18

They're just funnin' MrScorpio Dec 2011 #32

Is kudzu really going places or is it stuck in middle management until its job is outsourced? n/t sarge43 Dec 2011 #19

It's been going places for a long, long time MrScorpio Dec 2011 #31

Greater: M83 or MGMT? underpants Dec 2011 #21

Both MrScorpio Dec 2011 #30

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? HopeHoops Dec 2011 #23

Three MrScorpio Dec 2011 #29

Better than upchucking it. HopeHoops Dec 2011 #34

Beside the GB Packers bigwillq Dec 2011 #24

Good question MrScorpio Dec 2011 #28

Should I hang on to the current GF or go out trolling for some new action? Bucky Dec 2011 #26

A fish in the pan is better than sailing up to Alaska in the dead of winter on the rolling deck MrScorpio Dec 2011 #27

Yeh, I get it... Bucky Dec 2011 #36

Dear MrScorpio backtoblue Dec 2011 #37

Shop with friends MrScorpio Dec 2011 #38

Suppose that I have no friends, what now??? backtoblue Dec 2011 #39

Then it's a great time to make some MrScorpio Dec 2011 #40

Aww...he's got his buddy's back backtoblue Dec 2011 #41