What you look like when someone next to you farts on a crowded bus:

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Once, I was headed up to work on an elevator that usually had little to no traffic...

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... and I let loose with a TREMENDOUS... HORRENDOUS beer-and-hardboiled-egg fart. I smiled,
extremely proud of myself until the elevator door opened at the next floor and a group of 5 or
6 workers got on talking excitedly.
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An almost immediate awkward silence filled the elevator and my mood went from proud to
mortified. I mean, there wasn't even one other person on with me so that they would at least
wonder about the source.
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They got off 3 floors later and I heard the EXPLOSION of hilarity and disgust at my expense
as soon as the doors closed behind them.
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I have NEVER farted on an elevator while alone since.
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Besides... gas like that is MUCH more fun to let loose with on a CROWDED elevator.
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