UPDATE SATURDAY MORNING

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I don't really dress up anymore. For a LONG time (10 years running) I was a...

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... convincing, fun and funny chicken-wire-and-paper-mache 7-foot penis.
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I won every bar contest I entered (partly due to cool special effects) until
I got here to Tucson... which made me decide to hang it up (so to speak)
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One year, this woman was so impressed that every time I walked into the
bar after Halloween, she would immediately SHOUT, "IT'S THE BIG DICK!!!"
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As I made my way to a barstool, I would humbly (and unpretentiously)
acknowledge her accolade by waving to the crowd as if I were British royalty.
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I was inspired after I took a college course called "Teaching Art to Children" and
I was re-introduced to paper-mache.
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The "big dick" part was all my idea.
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That probably comes as a shock to many of you.
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