What kind of pie are you?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

28. I make a unique chocolate cream cheese pie.

It's unique because my mother invented it. So nobody knows how to cook it unless I give them the recipe.

You cook it on top of the stove in a deep skillet, like you would fudge. Then you take it off the stove, put 8 ounces of cream cheese in, stir well while still warm, and pour it up in a pre-baked pie shell. Keep it in the fridge. The cream cheese makes it gel.

Creamy smooth, delicious and utterly obscene. Needs no whipped cream on top.