Points to ponder when you're stoned... [View all]
Why during winter do we keep our house as warm as it was when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father in law jokes?
How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?
Why do people keep returning to the refrigerator in the hope that something new will have materialized?
Can you cry underwater?
If you have sex with a prostitute and don't pay her is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Is there ever a day when mattresses aren't on sale?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Once you're in heaven, are you stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does a dog get mad when you blow in his face but when he goes for a ride he sticks his head out the window?
If humans evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
I invite your answers and other questions.
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