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Gore1FL

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105. Here are a few entries for consideration:

Wed Mar 26, 2014, 10:42 PM

Mar 2014

Clifford, the big red dog gets put down
Berenstain Bears On Acid
Hop on Mom
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Jew Fish
The little engine that failed
Green Chicken Periods and Prepared Mammal Flesh
Schrödinger's Cat in the Hat Box
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today! and other examples of thesaurus mistakes.

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Little Red Ridin' n da Hood Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #7

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Chicka Chicka Boom Boom Sound 416 Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #19

Charlotte's World Wide Web Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #20

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... Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #32

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Mr Popper's Penises Tom Ripley Mar 2014 #28

Mr. Popper's Pornos Initech Mar 2014 #38

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How The Grinch Met Dexter Morgan Initech Mar 2014 #66

or "Nancy Drew Meets darrell issa" calimary Mar 2014 #97

Where The Wild Thongs Are EarlG Mar 2014 #30

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Break Wind in the Door lovemydog Mar 2014 #31

The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Cleaver Fan Club Dr. Strange Mar 2014 #33

This made me laugh. I think it was the exclamation point. Dollface Mar 2014 #69

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The Cat Shat in the Hat tabbycat31 Mar 2014 #34

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Charlie Robs the Chocolate Factory tabbycat31 Mar 2014 #36

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The Borrow-and-Spenders Arugula Latte Mar 2014 #43

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The Hunger Games - by Paul Ryan Arugula Latte Mar 2014 #53

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The Burnt Stained Bares Raine1967 Mar 2014 #60

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The Wizard of Ooze Tom Ripley Mar 2014 #61

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The Adventures of Tommy Lee Sawyer Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #65

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The Sweetie Book of STDs Dollface Mar 2014 #70

All of her twitches. Thor_MN Mar 2014 #71

The Stripper Pole Express Initech Mar 2014 #88

3 Whittled Pigs? rickyhall Mar 2014 #72

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid On LSD Initech Mar 2014 #87

Clifford the Big Red Dildo. nt Incitatus Mar 2014 #73

Stop it, dammit!!! calimary Mar 2014 #103

Babar the Republican. n/t PoliticAverse Mar 2014 #74

Charlotte's Web. With special forward by Chris Hansen tabbycat31 Mar 2014 #77

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Everyone snoops milestogo Mar 2014 #78

James and the Giant Penis tabbycat31 Mar 2014 #79

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The Secret Garden tabbycat31 Mar 2014 #80

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Alice On Acid In Wonderland nt chknltl Mar 2014 #93

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Huh? This was started as a joke. Initech Mar 2014 #116

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The Night Before Fitzmas Efilroft Sul Mar 2014 #120

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Alice Falls Down the Glory Hole tazkcmo Mar 2014 #124

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