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1. eye doctor tells patient he needs to stop masturbating

Mon May 19, 2014, 01:41 AM

May 2014

patient says, "WHY? WILL I GO BLIND???" Eye doctor replies, "No, you were making the people in the waiting room uncomfortable."

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