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charlie and algernon

(13,447 posts) Thu Aug 14, 2014, 10:21 AM Aug 2014

You can have an unlimited supply of something of your choosing, but the next person commenting gets [View all]

to set the condition. Saw this on Reddit/Buzzfeed.

Examples:
1st person - I want an unlimited supply of oranges.
2nd person - Filled with seeds.

Person 1's item: "Onions"
Person 2's condition: "...instead of contact lenses"

Person 1's item: "$100 USD bills"
Person 2's condition: "you get sent back in time to when only coins of precious metal had worth"

I'll start:

Hiking boots.

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You can have an unlimited supply of something of your choosing, but the next person commenting gets [View all] charlie and algernon Aug 2014 OP

Up your a**. ret5hd Aug 2014 #1

You get transferred to Florida. Raffi Ella Aug 2014 #2

Cars now run only on electricity. charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #3

But you work in the Sahara Xyzse Aug 2014 #4

you're the last man on earth charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #5

To an event you'd hate. Aristus Aug 2014 #6

The doctor orders you to give up caffeine. Chan790 Aug 2014 #7

No can opener charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #8

The size of a two-story house Avalux Aug 2014 #9

That makes a really annoying loud noise when you use it. Yavin4 Aug 2014 #10

Celiac. politicat Aug 2014 #11

Printed with pictures of Justin Beiber OriginalGeek Aug 2014 #12

You live in Solitary Confinement charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #13

But it all comes in the form of "high end" audio cables. politicat Aug 2014 #15

Just trashy romance novels charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #16

On a mid 80's Motorola brick. politicat Aug 2014 #17

You're living like a morlock. Xyzse Aug 2014 #18

The size of bricks, that you can't pry open. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2014 #19

After it's been taken over by rats and condemned charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #20

With no way to cook it geardaddy Aug 2014 #21

They fit perfectly but are printed with "I Voted for Bush" on the backside. Raffi Ella Aug 2014 #22

You now have a handful of actual weeds. Hayabusa Aug 2014 #23

OK, but they're all the same one. Raffi Ella Aug 2014 #69

Someone with the flu gets to take a hit first charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #24

dude. that's cold. Raffi Ella Aug 2014 #25

That smells like dog shit geardaddy Aug 2014 #27

That taste like dog shit. ohnoyoudidnt Aug 2014 #28

Only to Nome, Alaska during the winter charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #30

That can only be played on a 9" CRT. ohnoyoudidnt Aug 2014 #32

Not all in a row. geardaddy Aug 2014 #43

strawberry flavored toe jam charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #47

without wheels geardaddy Aug 2014 #49

voiced over by Bobcat Goldthwait charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #50

Drawn with crayons by kindergarteners geardaddy Aug 2014 #52

you're followed around by hipsters critizing the brand charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #54

On Mercury geardaddy Aug 2014 #57

that come alive and stare at you at night charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #58

You're blind. ohnoyoudidnt Aug 2014 #72

Filled with peanut butter. n/t zappaman Aug 2014 #14

One size too small Duer 157099 Aug 2014 #26

That come with conditions picked by geardaddy. ohnoyoudidnt Aug 2014 #29

can only use a thimble charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #31

Played on a violin for hours by a tone deaf beginner IrishEyes Aug 2014 #33

Full of angry hornets redwitch Aug 2014 #34

of the "family" variety cui bono Aug 2014 #35

From Ann Coulter Tobin S. Aug 2014 #36

Laced with Ex Lax. LeftofObama Aug 2014 #37

MADE with mostly dried out Spinach yuiyoshida Aug 2014 #38

Durian fruit flavored. Inkfreak Aug 2014 #39

In front of two obnoxious drunks who will spill their beer on you charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #40

who refuse to be housebroken. redwitch Aug 2014 #41

On a ship with bad plumbing, a crew who don't speak English and incompetent officers Fortinbras Armstrong Aug 2014 #42

made out of SPAM geardaddy Aug 2014 #44

with no seats charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #45

with hair geardaddy Aug 2014 #46

after it's been licked by the dog charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #48

With spikes geardaddy Aug 2014 #51

Coated in vaseline. LeftofObama Aug 2014 #53

that never reach ripeness charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #55

That can't hold a charge longer than 5 minutes. LisaLynne Aug 2014 #56

it's fruitcake charlie and algernon Aug 2014 #59

Made of goldfish meal geardaddy Aug 2014 #61

With liver pate frosting geardaddy Aug 2014 #60

Connected to the all Miley Cyrus station. woo me with science Aug 2014 #62

But you suffer from short-term memory loss geardaddy Aug 2014 #63

Drowning in syrup of ipecac. LeftofObama Aug 2014 #64

They explode on impact. Arugula Latte Aug 2014 #65

made of cat milk geardaddy Aug 2014 #66

Made from bug infested flour benld74 Aug 2014 #67

attended by all the people you hated. geardaddy Aug 2014 #68

Now with extra histimine! Arugula Latte Aug 2014 #70

By a barber high on acid ohnoyoudidnt Aug 2014 #71

To last year's game, only usable if you've mastered time travel. chrisa Aug 2014 #73

Inside an active volcano. LeftofObama Aug 2014 #74

That attract aggressive football size bees. ohnoyoudidnt Aug 2014 #75