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pipi_k

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9. Gorilla warfare

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Wed Sep 17, 2014, 08:47 PM

Sep 2014

Yep, that's right

I recruited an army of silver-backed gorillas and trained them to hurl their own gorilla feces at Christmas light displays

I up their fiber intake right after thanksgiving and they're good to go (heh heh) two weeks later

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