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28. Eccentrica Gallumbit

Reply to KamaAina (Original post)

Mon Sep 22, 2014, 10:14 PM

Sep 2014

Eccentrica Gallumbits is the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body. Ford Prefect disagrees, saying five. It is possible that the Big Bang was actually one of her orgasms. She wrote The Big Bang Theory - A Personal View by Eccentrica Gallumbits and It's Just One Boob After Another.

It was reported that Zaphod Beeblebrox, whom she described as "the best bang since the Big One," had delivered a presidential address from her bedroom on at least one occasion. She offers Bethselamin Lessons, if you telephone 69-000.

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What a boob: Florida woman gets third breast implant (mildly NSFW) [View all] KamaAina Sep 2014 OP

Bless her heart. aikoaiko Sep 2014 #1

Douglas Adams foresaw this. Orrex Sep 2014 #2

Mkay... never read that one jakeXT Sep 2014 #3

Common knowledge to anyone with a copy of THGttG, antiquie Sep 2014 #9

So did Beavis And Butthead! Initech Sep 2014 #4

So did Paul Verhoeven, while we're at it Orrex Sep 2014 #5

You don't want to date- - LiberalElite Sep 2014 #6

people with a breast fetish rejoice ! nt steve2470 Sep 2014 #7

That's . . . different. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #8

It appears that Captain Morgan helps her make a lot of decisions NightWatcher Sep 2014 #10

She was just awarded "Most Interesting Boobs in the Tri-City Areola" Arugula Latte Sep 2014 #11

She wants to make herself unattractive to men because she doesn't want to date. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2014 #12

Awwwww. KamaAina Sep 2014 #13

her main motivation is also fame and fortune jakeXT Sep 2014 #14

i made it to 1:24 & CLICK! had enuf! orleans Sep 2014 #30

Nothing turns off guys lie MORE BOOBS! lame54 Sep 2014 #32

DU, over a decade... discntnt_irny_srcsm Sep 2014 #15

She has no idea what lurks in the minds of men. Baitball Blogger Sep 2014 #16

Does she think it will make her unattractive to anyone? hobbit709 Sep 2014 #17

Wear a "Nobama" T-shirt? KamaAina Sep 2014 #18

That would solve the age old triplets problem: trof Sep 2014 #19

Here's another pic of the woman with 3 boobs NightWatcher Sep 2014 #20

Thread win! pinboy3niner Sep 2014 #21

WHYYYY didn't I think of this?! WinkyDink Sep 2014 #22

DUzy! KamaAina Sep 2014 #24

+1 gazillion. progressoid Sep 2014 #35

Is it still DUzy eligible if you got it from another source? Tommy_Carcetti Sep 2014 #36

It's going to be tough to find a bra that fits. NobodyHere Sep 2014 #23

When does her reality show start? "D-cup Dynasty"? betsuni Sep 2014 #25

Nope. Triple DDDivas. KamaAina Sep 2014 #26

Here Comes Honey Boob Boob Boob... betsuni Sep 2014 #27

Eccentrica Gallumbit Xipe Totec Sep 2014 #28

Nipple alert! rug Sep 2014 #29

Proof once again that too many plastic surgeons are absent the day hedgehog Sep 2014 #31

She should have listened to Al Bundy... lame54 Sep 2014 #33

He knows his elbows jakeXT Sep 2014 #34

Hey, Jasmine, after listening to a minutes of your video, progressoid Sep 2014 #37