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lovemydog

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29. Nice to meetcha too. Care for some Champagnyah?

Fri Oct 3, 2014, 01:03 AM

Oct 2014

That is how we sophisticates pronounce the unique sparkly beverage from Champagnyah, Belgium. Or somewhere else in Canada.

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Always let your 14 year old borrow your iPad... cyberswede Oct 2014 #2

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Try to please everyone; you'll be busy the rest of your life. sarge43 Oct 2014 #4

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Haha! I'm gonna remember that one! lovemydog Oct 2014 #18

That's what I was going to say! nt WhiteAndNerdy Oct 2014 #36

when you're lonely, sad, or bored orleans Oct 2014 #15

Definitely orleans. If they don't answer, send a bunch of drunk texts. lovemydog Oct 2014 #19

Always work unnecessary foreign phrases into the conversations even if you can't pronounce them Sognefjord Oct 2014 #16

Oui, gracias, danke ooh la la. lovemydog Oct 2014 #17

Mange tusen Takk! Ja vi elsker dette Landet. Nice to meetcha! Sognefjord Oct 2014 #27

Nice to meetcha too. Care for some Champagnyah? lovemydog Oct 2014 #29

Yah, you betcha, Ein Prosit, tovaristch! Sognefjord Oct 2014 #40

Walla! Jokerman Oct 2014 #41

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now there's a real thread killer n/t orleans Oct 2014 #21

You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn. Initech Oct 2014 #22

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Ask everyone you know about their sex life tabbycat31 Oct 2014 #24

Especially STDs. People love that you're interested. lovemydog Oct 2014 #26

If you want to ask your boss for a raise, ohnoyoudidnt Oct 2014 #28

That way he knows you're the 'go get-'em' type. lovemydog Oct 2014 #30

OMG this whole thread cracks me up. I've been texting a friend, lovemydog Oct 2014 #32

You can pretend a bottle of Sprite or 7Up is champagne Art_from_Ark Oct 2014 #33

That's also great for contraception. lovemydog Oct 2014 #35

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Do donuts in your car in the middle of a freeway Jamaal510 Oct 2014 #39

Smoking weed before a Raiders game lovemydog Oct 2014 #45

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Yes, that's a great way to meet people. lovemydog Oct 2014 #46

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Yeah, it probably wouldn't hurt none to take a leak on that electrified fence. Tobin S. Oct 2014 #51

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Ignore the oil light on your car. It doesn't mean anything. kwassa Oct 2014 #53

Always pet strange dogs. bluedigger Oct 2014 #54

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Measure once AwakeAtLast Oct 2014 #56

multi-tasking saves a lot of time orleans Oct 2014 #57

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if you're short on money always ask friends if you can borrow some orleans Oct 2014 #59