Life Lessons learned from watching 1980's movies [View all]
A big one: if you're ever tied up by Nazis while they are about to open the Ark Of The Covenant, don't look.
Another valuable one: If your boss ever invites you to his vacation home but happens to die before you arrive, just throw some sunglasses on him and no one's the wiser. Why ruin your vacation plans?
When you die, don't summon Beetlegeuse and don't let Ortho get his hands on the Handbook For The Recently Deceased.
Does anyone have any other valuable life lessons they've learned from this golden age of cinema?