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benld74

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5. Six Truths in Cat Farts

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Mar 2, 2012, 01:33 PM

Mar 2012

1) When you least expect them, you happen to discover them

2) You cannot tell which cat it came from

3) Cats expressions cannot assist you in finding out

4) Cats could care less that they farted

5) You never could believe how bad a tuna fart is!

6) Ppppphhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

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"Cat farts" is the phrase for today. Modify a thread title to include "cat farts". [View all] ohiosmith Mar 2012 OP

Rolling cat farts in the distance tXr Mar 2012 #1

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #4

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A twofer! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #8

WOW! The cat farts are headed north, big time! tXr Mar 2012 #3

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #10

Six Truths in Cat Farts benld74 Mar 2012 #5

Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #13

You beat me on that one - I was going to do the same thing but leave "solo" in the title. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #6

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Hilarious! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #16

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I recall that. ohiosmith Mar 2012 #20

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Hahahaha! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #21

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Oh shit! ohiosmith Mar 2012 #23

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