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BlueJazz

(25,348 posts)
16. Oldie but goodie. (one variation)
Mon Jan 19, 2015, 12:23 AM
Jan 2015

There once was a Lady, quite bright
Who could travel much faster than light
She set out one day, in a relative way
And came back the previous night.

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In teh lounge. In_The_Wind Jan 2015 #1
Teh science guys (and gals) TexasTowelie Jan 2015 #2
One would think with all those inquisitive brains .... In_The_Wind Jan 2015 #3
You have a twisted mind! lastlib Jan 2015 #7
Aw shucks ... In_The_Wind Jan 2015 #17
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. rug Jan 2015 #4
Then an electron walked into the bar TexasTowelie Jan 2015 #5
The bartender said, "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here! Get out!" lastlib Jan 2015 #8
Two atoms are walking doen the street. rug Jan 2015 #9
So tonight is the night for nerdy particle physics jokes, heh? TexasTowelie Jan 2015 #10
Something drew me to this thread. rug Jan 2015 #11
I'm certain that it is the static cling. TexasTowelie Jan 2015 #12
Nothing is certain in physics. rug Jan 2015 #14
There's some kind of dark energy running through it......... lastlib Jan 2015 #18
Yes lastlib Jan 2015 #6
Yikes, TexasTowelie Jan 2015 #13
Light breaking news section. lovemydog Jan 2015 #15
Oldie but goodie. (one variation) BlueJazz Jan 2015 #16
oh sweetapogee Jan 2015 #19
a chemistry student sweetapogee Jan 2015 #20
...and waved goodbye. nt RandiFan1290 Jan 2015 #21
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