Have you ever found yourself skipping out of certain DU Jury Duty requests?

[Major Nikon]

13. I never miss a chance to throw in a good one liner

Here's the results of my last few times...

Juror #1 voted to HIDE IT and said: Telling someone "Don't be an asshole" is the same thing as saying "You're being an asshole." So, don't be an ...
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT and said: we can have a discussion without calling other duers assholes
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Doesn't seem like a personal to me. Seems the poster was trying to correct a misunderstanding. 'Don't be an asshole' is not a personal attack it's an appeal to someone to try to get the facts right in this case it seems to me.
Juror #4 voted to HIDE IT and said: I have it on good authority that Juror #1 is working for the FBI.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #6 voted to HIDE IT and said: I'm not big on hiding posts --and there's the whole sticks/stones thing -- but do we really need to call each other "asshole," for the love of Pete?

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT and said: I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I don't understand it enough to hide it. Just sounds like a wise guy response. No biggie.
Juror #6 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: This should have been a SOP alert, not a CS alert.
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I haven't a clue on this one.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: This is an example of taterguy attempting to exploit and expand on the "taterguy exception". While the alerter may not have been aware of how truly exceptional taterguy actually is, this juror recognizes and accepts that he is, indeed, a dumbass.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
Juror #6 voted to HIDE IT and said: Yes - rude.