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A HERETIC I AM

(24,876 posts) Mon Apr 27, 2015, 01:06 PM Apr 2015

Proof that Comedian Steven Wright has been around A LONG TIME..... [View all]

(You have to be of a certain age to understand this joke)

"I just bought a new house. It's one of those little yellow houses in a shopping mall parking lot. It's kind of small, but when I have a party, I have parking for ten thousand."

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Proof that Comedian Steven Wright has been around A LONG TIME..... [View all] A HERETIC I AM Apr 2015 OP

You'd probably get your party photos done pretty quickly, as well. Arugula Latte Apr 2015 #1

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. IcyPeas Apr 2015 #2

I dropped spot remover on my dog and now he's gone. A HERETIC I AM Apr 2015 #5

Gah, I saw his name and immediately thought 'Geez is he still alive?' underahedgerow Apr 2015 #3

He's not even 60 oberliner Apr 2015 #4

Yes and I saw him back when he was performing at Ding Ho's in Cambridge, a unique seaglass Apr 2015 #6

Wasn't Sweeney the mayah of Great Shitty of Boshton? trof Apr 2015 #7

I saw him in Boston in 1985 LNM Apr 2015 #8

"Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth" A HERETIC I AM Apr 2015 #9

That's it! LNM Apr 2015 #15

This is the guy! Doc_Technical Apr 2015 #10

The sign said 'Breakfast Any Time' lovemydog Apr 2015 #11

Last night, I cooked Minute Rice in the microwave ... NanceGreggs Apr 2015 #12

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. A HERETIC I AM Apr 2015 #13

Why do they make ballerinas dance on their tippy-toes? NanceGreggs Apr 2015 #14

I'm staying in a hotel in Vegas that has a pool on the 40th floor ... eppur_se_muova Apr 2015 #16