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clarice

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46. Have patients. nt

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Mon Feb 8, 2016, 07:28 PM

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I need some medical advice--quick! [View all] Orrex Feb 2016 OP

If this is an emergency, please dial 911. Downwinder Feb 2016 #1

I thought that was if I need help with a phone number? Orrex Feb 2016 #2

For all other calls, please hold, Downwinder Feb 2016 #4

Drink liberally, repeat often. FSogol Feb 2016 #3

Well, you're the doctor. Orrex Feb 2016 #5

You doin that, FS??? elleng Feb 2016 #11

Yes, that's my lifestyle. I remember a WAPO reporter at the beginning FSogol Feb 2016 #12

Y'all are NATURALS!!! elleng Feb 2016 #13

Irish Car Bomb!! mak3cats Feb 2016 #22

Try to relax sharp_stick Feb 2016 #6

What is this? The DMV? Orrex Feb 2016 #7

Don't panic until the contractions are 1 minute apart. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2016 #8

Hmm. Do not use "can't" and "don't" within 60 seconds of one another. Got it. Orrex Feb 2016 #9

Put on clean underwear. RushIsRot Feb 2016 #10

Has it really been 4 hours? Thor_MN Feb 2016 #14

My advice to you.... lastlib Feb 2016 #15

Don't touch it. rug Feb 2016 #16

Don't lick that! n/t davsand Feb 2016 #17

Take two and don't call me in the morning! WinkyDink Feb 2016 #18

Naps cure all Corgigal Feb 2016 #19

Keep it elevated for God's sake! Laffy Kat Feb 2016 #20

But not for more than 4 hours pinboy3niner Feb 2016 #21

This is something you can take out yourself. noamnety Feb 2016 #23

Even though I call myself doc03 I am not a doctor doc03 Feb 2016 #24

If you pick at it... Callmecrazy Feb 2016 #25

Do not make 2 medical appointments... 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #26

Well, it's clear you've come to the right place. bluedigger Feb 2016 #27

Neosporon n/t hibbing Feb 2016 #28

Leave your fingers on the end of your hands A HERETIC I AM Feb 2016 #29

As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed GreydeeThos Feb 2016 #30

A thing worth doing is worth doing right. Orrex Feb 2016 #31

Rub some dirt on it and Hayduke Bomgarte Feb 2016 #32

My God, man, cauterize it immediately! pinboy3niner Feb 2016 #33

Merry Christmas! Orrex Feb 2016 #34

If it hurts when you do that, don't do that. betsuni Feb 2016 #35

Don't push, let it happen naturally! nt Fla Dem Feb 2016 #36

Is it yellow or green? Phentex Feb 2016 #37

You have no heartbeat. You have no hearts. Take two aspirin ... JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2016 #38

Everything in moderation... hamsterjill Feb 2016 #39

...including moderation Major Nikon Feb 2016 #50

See a doctor and get rid of it. Iggo Feb 2016 #40

The perils of Bacon are highly overrated LynneSin Feb 2016 #41

Your call is very important to us Samantha Feb 2016 #42

glass of red wine with dinner every night magical thyme Feb 2016 #43

Let the dog lick it. jomin41 Feb 2016 #44

My favourite medical advice rhyme: LeftishBrit Feb 2016 #45

Sounds like Dorothy Parker. Laffy Kat Feb 2016 #53

It's actually someone called Edward Anthony, of whom I'd otherwise never heard LeftishBrit Feb 2016 #55

Thanks! nt Laffy Kat Feb 2016 #56

Have patients. nt clarice Feb 2016 #46

If you find that faint light, like that emitting from a full moon... Dr. Strange Feb 2016 #47

according to My Big Fat Greek Wedding... discntnt_irny_srcsm Feb 2016 #48

Don't drink the Kool-Aid. Marie Marie Feb 2016 #49

Coffee keeps the lead in your pencil Major Nikon Feb 2016 #51

Press 1 for hours, press 2 for directions, press 3 to speak to the front desk... LiberalEsto Feb 2016 #52

...press 4 for self-destruct to end your misery right now. nt pinboy3niner Feb 2016 #54

Stay ready so you don't have to get ready. kairos12 Feb 2016 #57