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Aerows

(39,961 posts) Sun Feb 28, 2016, 02:47 AM Feb 2016

I have a portable heat-seeking missile. [View all]

Her name is Roma.

She streaks towards a lap, is unerring in her accuracy, she whines when there is nothing in her target of a food bowl, and she piles into pillows like a furry mass of destruction.

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I have a portable heat-seeking missile. [View all] Aerows Feb 2016 OP

If you were male, that thread-title would be the double-entendre to end all double-entendres. Aristus Feb 2016 #1

... In_The_Wind Feb 2016 #3

Or the pick up line to end all pick up lines n/t sarge43 Feb 2016 #5

You don't think that would earn a smack in the face? Aristus Feb 2016 #6

Depends upon the target sarge43 Feb 2016 #7

I wouldn't want to risk it. Aristus Feb 2016 #8

Fortune favors the bold sarge43 Feb 2016 #9

I was gonna make an offer on it 'til I saw the body of your post. ebayfool Feb 2016 #2

Pic? nt LiberalElite Feb 2016 #4