Your best practical joke.

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65. A friend of mine was once evicted

from a really good apartment because the landlord had a better offer on the apartment.

He had to get out and I offered to help him move. We spent all day, a hot July day, hauling his shit down the elevator to my pickup and to the new place. All day he's bitching and moaning about the asshole manager.

On the last run out we got into the elevator with the last couple of boxes. He told me to hit the elevator stop button. He climbed on a box, opened the access hatch to the roof of the elevator ( I always thought they locked those), reached into a bag and pulled out a 4 or 5 pound whole salmon. He chucked it onto the roof of the elevator, closed the hatch and told me we could go now.

I would have loved to see that elevator a couple of days later.