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you forgot a few "magazines" !! Locrian Apr 2016 #1
LOL!!!!! MADem Apr 2016 #2
A few rounds? passiveporcupine Apr 2016 #25
sure - donuts and beer - I'm buying! Locrian Apr 2016 #32
Is that donuts? AlbertCat Apr 2016 #48
Man, FIRST response gets the inaccuracies! Quick draw! nt 7962 Apr 2016 #45
i couldn't find a 9mm... Locrian Apr 2016 #3
hee hee...... dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #4
This one's better.... Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2016 #11
LMAO! Thanks, I needed that! CapnSteve Apr 2016 #5
If you want to protect you and your future lovd ones... eggplant Apr 2016 #6
Or as they say in the Islands... Fritz Walter Apr 2016 #13
Or... Baitball Blogger Apr 2016 #17
That was going to be my other choice! n/t eggplant Apr 2016 #20
That stuff is DEADLY!... Aristus Apr 2016 #46
There was a report of an accidental discharge while someone was cleaning his Magnum. Jerry442 Apr 2016 #22
mwuhahehahahahahahaha allan01 Apr 2016 #7
Much safer libodem Apr 2016 #8
" figure you are way less safe in a suicidal bender " What makes us less safe are our draconian jtuck004 Apr 2016 #18
sometimes you just have to go with the odds passiveporcupine Apr 2016 #26
"I have a 9mm and am NOT afraid to use it!" FailureToCommunicate Apr 2016 #9
Hilarious - thanks dixiegrrrrl! lastone Apr 2016 #10
ha ha ha ha ha greymouse Apr 2016 #12
*scoffingly* you don't know how the three shells work? MisterP Apr 2016 #14
Nice reference. eggplant Apr 2016 #21
"Ratburger, huh?" ProudToBeBlueInRhody Apr 2016 #40
A friend of mind named his chihuahua, Magnum Major Nikon Apr 2016 #15
Love it! Baitball Blogger Apr 2016 #16
You better keep these locked up and out of childrens reach! DrewFlorida Apr 2016 #19
To dixiegrrrrl and the subsequent posters... Marie Marie Apr 2016 #23
Glad it helped lighten the mood. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #58
Excellent. You will be a lot safer now than if you had a gun. SunSeeker Apr 2016 #24
I wish I lived in a country where . . . DrBulldog Apr 2016 #27
And if someone broke into your house Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #35
I see you have given this a lot of thought. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #43
Forgot about our deadly Shi Tsu! Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #65
DUZY!! thread lunatica Apr 2016 #28
Someone is posting Duzys again????? dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #29
Yes!!! lunatica Apr 2016 #30
You can find posts sometimes by word/phrase in the Google site search at top right of the page. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #37
I logged on just now to say... hermetic Apr 2016 #31
I have to give you that one! Thanks for the laugh and the fun!! Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #33
That's a DUzy, dixiegrrrrl! Dont call me Shirley Apr 2016 #34
Thanks, that made my day n/t lordsummerisle Apr 2016 #36
I know the feeling matt819 Apr 2016 #38
Thanks for the laugh. montana_hazeleyes Apr 2016 #39
Typical of you liberals. 9mm? progressoid Apr 2016 #41
"Typical of you liberals. 9mm?" pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #53
Yeah, Atari cartridges would have been worth too much kentauros Apr 2016 #54
Well-aimed ink cartridges might do some damage........ pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #56
Might be easier with an eye-drop and an inkwell, in that case. kentauros Apr 2016 #59
For Home Invasions, You'll Want to Shoot Intruders...Include a Camera Bodych Apr 2016 #42
Shells are always handy ... JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2016 #44
Excellent! Thespian2 Apr 2016 #47
Thanks dixiegrrrrl! Duval Apr 2016 #49
You need a nice Corinthian leather box for storage. braddy Apr 2016 #50
This message was self-deleted by its author IDemo Apr 2016 #51
Looks like the AlertMonster passed you by, dixiegrrrrl. pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #52
Seems like more than a few folks have no sense of humor even on Apr. 1 dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #55
Made me chuckle as well. pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #57
Lol Liberal_in_LA Apr 2016 #60
Good One! burrowowl Apr 2016 #61
You will be safe now. dchill Apr 2016 #62
Nothing wrong with defending your home with a firearm. Socal31 Apr 2016 #63
If I ever have firearms, I'll be calling the fire brigade. kentauros Apr 2016 #66
Dangerous firearm nikto Apr 2016 #64
Well done. (nt) Paladin Apr 2016 #67
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