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progressoid

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41. Typical of you liberals. 9mm?

Fri Apr 1, 2016, 09:10 PM

Apr 2016

Why do you have to use the metric system? Jimmy Carter ain't president anymore you know!

Call it 0.354331 inches!

America. Fuck Yeah!

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I have reluctantly taken steps to feel more secure in my home [View all] dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 OP

you forgot a few "magazines" !! Locrian Apr 2016 #1

LOL!!!!! MADem Apr 2016 #2

A few rounds? passiveporcupine Apr 2016 #25

sure - donuts and beer - I'm buying! Locrian Apr 2016 #32

Is that donuts? AlbertCat Apr 2016 #48

Man, FIRST response gets the inaccuracies! Quick draw! nt 7962 Apr 2016 #45

i couldn't find a 9mm... Locrian Apr 2016 #3

hee hee...... dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #4

This one's better.... Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2016 #11

LMAO! Thanks, I needed that! CapnSteve Apr 2016 #5

If you want to protect you and your future lovd ones... eggplant Apr 2016 #6

Or as they say in the Islands... Fritz Walter Apr 2016 #13

Or... Baitball Blogger Apr 2016 #17

That was going to be my other choice! n/t eggplant Apr 2016 #20

That stuff is DEADLY!... Aristus Apr 2016 #46

There was a report of an accidental discharge while someone was cleaning his Magnum. Jerry442 Apr 2016 #22

mwuhahehahahahahahaha allan01 Apr 2016 #7

Much safer libodem Apr 2016 #8

" figure you are way less safe in a suicidal bender " What makes us less safe are our draconian jtuck004 Apr 2016 #18

sometimes you just have to go with the odds passiveporcupine Apr 2016 #26

"I have a 9mm and am NOT afraid to use it!" FailureToCommunicate Apr 2016 #9

Hilarious - thanks dixiegrrrrl! lastone Apr 2016 #10

ha ha ha ha ha greymouse Apr 2016 #12

*scoffingly* you don't know how the three shells work? MisterP Apr 2016 #14

Nice reference. eggplant Apr 2016 #21

"Ratburger, huh?" ProudToBeBlueInRhody Apr 2016 #40

A friend of mind named his chihuahua, Magnum Major Nikon Apr 2016 #15

Love it! Baitball Blogger Apr 2016 #16

You better keep these locked up and out of childrens reach! DrewFlorida Apr 2016 #19

To dixiegrrrrl and the subsequent posters... Marie Marie Apr 2016 #23

Glad it helped lighten the mood. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #58

Excellent. You will be a lot safer now than if you had a gun. SunSeeker Apr 2016 #24

I wish I lived in a country where . . . DrBulldog Apr 2016 #27

And if someone broke into your house Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #35

I see you have given this a lot of thought. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #43

Forgot about our deadly Shi Tsu! Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #65

DUZY!! thread lunatica Apr 2016 #28

Someone is posting Duzys again????? dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #29

Yes!!! lunatica Apr 2016 #30

You can find posts sometimes by word/phrase in the Google site search at top right of the page. dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #37

I logged on just now to say... hermetic Apr 2016 #31

I have to give you that one! Thanks for the laugh and the fun!! Elmer S. E. Dump Apr 2016 #33

That's a DUzy, dixiegrrrrl! Dont call me Shirley Apr 2016 #34

Thanks, that made my day n/t lordsummerisle Apr 2016 #36

I know the feeling matt819 Apr 2016 #38

Thanks for the laugh. montana_hazeleyes Apr 2016 #39

Typical of you liberals. 9mm? progressoid Apr 2016 #41

"Typical of you liberals. 9mm?" pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #53

Yeah, Atari cartridges would have been worth too much kentauros Apr 2016 #54

Well-aimed ink cartridges might do some damage........ pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #56

Might be easier with an eye-drop and an inkwell, in that case. kentauros Apr 2016 #59

For Home Invasions, You'll Want to Shoot Intruders...Include a Camera Bodych Apr 2016 #42

Shells are always handy ... JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2016 #44

Excellent! Thespian2 Apr 2016 #47

Thanks dixiegrrrrl! Duval Apr 2016 #49

You need a nice Corinthian leather box for storage. braddy Apr 2016 #50

This message was self-deleted by its author IDemo Apr 2016 #51

Looks like the AlertMonster passed you by, dixiegrrrrl. pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #52

Seems like more than a few folks have no sense of humor even on Apr. 1 dixiegrrrrl Apr 2016 #55

Made me chuckle as well. pablo_marmol Apr 2016 #57

Lol Liberal_in_LA Apr 2016 #60

Good One! burrowowl Apr 2016 #61

You will be safe now. dchill Apr 2016 #62

Nothing wrong with defending your home with a firearm. Socal31 Apr 2016 #63

If I ever have firearms, I'll be calling the fire brigade. kentauros Apr 2016 #66

Dangerous firearm nikto Apr 2016 #64

Well done. (nt) Paladin Apr 2016 #67