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68. "We need to talk"

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon May 23, 2016, 02:04 AM

May 2016

Actually that might be the 3rd or 4th date

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Tell us how! What 4 words would ruin a first date - post them here! [View all] LynneSin May 2016 OP

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