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True Dough

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8. If I were god for a day...

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Mon Oct 10, 2016, 12:48 AM

Oct 2016

I'd probably make my return to Earth, through Jesus or whatever. Just let people know I really exist. Maybe shoot a perfect game of pool with the guys. Maybe lift a thousand pounds with ease and laugh about it. Perform a few miracles, like making a blind woman see. Oh, and get rid of cancer and shit like that. Then I'd say, "Gotta go everyone. Good luck with that shitty election situation that you got yourselves in."

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If you were god for a day and could appoint a better fuckup for the GOP nominee, who would it be? [View all] Major Nikon Oct 2016 OP

The modern day W� dhill926 Oct 2016 #1

I tried to limit my options to those who are constitutionally eligible Major Nikon Oct 2016 #4

You left off Sarah Palin. hlthe2b Oct 2016 #2

I decided to limit my list to 10 and she was just below the cutoff Major Nikon Oct 2016 #3

Louis Gohmert The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #5

Ted Nugent needs to be high on the list Major Nikon Oct 2016 #6

Ted's been "high" most of his life n/t discntnt_irny_srcsm Oct 2016 #17

Nugent was my choice, too. DFW Oct 2016 #26

Are Hitler, Nixon, and Grey Face too easy? N/t fNord Oct 2016 #7

Nixon was already elected twice jmowreader Oct 2016 #9

If I were god for a day... True Dough Oct 2016 #8

Terry Nichols is still available jmowreader Oct 2016 #10

Rudy G. nt redwitch Oct 2016 #11

How about a has-been, out of work B actor with dementia and a marginal IQ? mysuzuki2 Oct 2016 #12

Hmm... Orrex Oct 2016 #13

Ironically all of those choices like to jail or kill their political rivals Major Nikon Oct 2016 #14

Yes, he's definitely a kindred spirit Orrex Oct 2016 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author LynneSin Oct 2016 #16

Only Sarah P could out-stupid Trump SCantiGOP Oct 2016 #18

thought you might enjoy this studioblogic Oct 2016 #19

I would advocate for Terry Tate (Office Linebacker) GreydeeThos Oct 2016 #20

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2016 #21

I'd make Jamaal510 Oct 2016 #22

I think you named the worst, but her are some of mine LeftInTX Oct 2016 #23

Gary Busey & Victoria Jackson n/t TexasBushwhacker Oct 2016 #24

The one and only name on my list was Charles Manson, and that was your first choice too. NT mahatmakanejeeves Oct 2016 #25