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A HERETIC I AM

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14. You should put me on your ignore list because...

Sat Jan 14, 2017, 01:56 PM

Jan 2017

Your username is the same as a medical power tool manufacturer, which is stupid

I've been a member here longer than you and I'm better looking, funnier, kinder, sweeter, smarter and not a big ole poopy head

My username is in all caps, which is pretentious and annoying

I am a horrible person and have no redeeming qualities whatsoever, not withstanding section 2, sub chapter 1,2,3,4 & 5

On rare occasions, I smell funny

On even rarer occasions, I smell happily

I'm a truck driver, which demonstrates I make poor long term planning choices

I have a execrable vocabulary and a detestable command of the English language

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Tell me why I should put you on my Ignore list [View all] Orrex Jan 2017 OP

1) I'm pretty much a misanthropist. ret5hd Jan 2017 #1

You've convinced me Orrex Jan 2017 #2

Correction: semi-nocturnal socialist monster. ret5hd Jan 2017 #3

The socialist part doesn't trouble me. Orrex Jan 2017 #4

Do you get back to sleep? True Dough Jan 2017 #6

Generally no. I stay up and pad quietly around the house... ret5hd Jan 2017 #7

Because you're on mine... Callmecrazy Jan 2017 #5

Because I'm boring as hell Trailrider1951 Jan 2017 #8

If you don't ignore me you'll see all the dick pics I post NightWatcher Jan 2017 #9

Tricky. kairos12 Jan 2017 #22

I WILL KICK ORREX ASS Skittles Jan 2017 #10

Joke's on you! Orrex Jan 2017 #11

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Skittles Jan 2017 #12

Because mythology Jan 2017 #13

You should put me on your ignore list because... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2017 #14

I can respond to only one of those: Orrex Jan 2017 #19

Because LWolf Jan 2017 #15

Why Not??????? Stuart G Jan 2017 #16

I like the cut of your jib. Orrex Jan 2017 #18

Because I'm more sunshine and sweetness than anyone can possibly stand MrScorpio Jan 2017 #17

If you can't figure it out... Wounded Bear Jan 2017 #20

I hate beer and coffee and don't like religions that talk bad about them. kairos12 Jan 2017 #21

You can put me on ignore because every time I see your name I think of "Oreo" Baitball Blogger Jan 2017 #23

I actually enjoy Hamburger Helper Beef Stroganoff.. SQUEE Jan 2017 #24