Proof that I can't write a decent joke (Trump walks into a bar...add your own) [View all]
Trump walks into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey! You've got a caterpillar on your head"
Trumps hair says
"No, I've just got a prolaspsed rectum.
Trump walks into a bar and shouts "I'm your new president"
A drunk in the corner says "Yeah? You and whose army?
Putin walks in.
Trump walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender asks "What'll you have?"
Trump says "The usual"
The bartender punches him in the face.
Trump walks into a bar.
The entire patronage runs out the other door, screaming
Trump walks into a bar with his entire cabinet.
The bar immediately burns down, everyone becomes illiterate, the air quality becomes deadly, a war breaks out in the mens room, Water floods the entire place, and every woman in the joint kicks him in the balls.
Trump walks into a bar and takes a seat.
And then another. And another. Then complains there are no seats and he isn't going to pay for his drink.
Trump walks into a bar.
The building emigrates to New Zealand
See? Told ya I couldn't write a joke.
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