Proof that I can't write a decent joke (Trump walks into a bar...add your own)

[hay rick]

10. Old joke recycled.

Donald Trump walks into a bar. He drinks a shot of tequila. He drinks another shot of tequila- and another. He gets so drunk that he pukes on his shirt. He flags down the bartender and says "I'm in trouble now. When Melania finds out I drank so much that I puked on my shirt she'll kill me." The bartender says: "Don't worry Mr. Trump, here's what you do. Take a ten dollar bill and put it in your shirt pocket, then go home to your wife and say some other guy puked on your shirt. The guy told you he's sorry and gave you ten dollars to have it cleaned." Donald says okay he'll try it. He goes home and tells Melania "I was in the bar and this guy puked on my shirt and gave me this ten dollars to have it cleaned". She looks at the money and says " but he gave you twenty dollars." Donald says "Oh I forgot to tell you he also shit in my pants."