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18. Donald Trump walks into a bar

Fri Jan 20, 2017, 04:19 PM

Jan 2017

He sits down. The bartender walks over and asks, "What'll it be?"

Trump asks huffily, "Don't you recognize me?"

The bartender says, "you look like someone doing a poor imitation of a president."

Trump gets pissed and snarls, "whaddya mean? I'm Donald Trump!"

The bartender answers, "like I said."

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Proof that I can't write a decent joke (Trump walks into a bar...add your own) [View all] A HERETIC I AM Jan 2017 OP

OH MY GOD! Glamrock Jan 2017 #1

... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2017 #6

Yep, comedy gold. JudyM Jan 2017 #16

Donald Trump walks into a bar.... revmclaren Jan 2017 #2

Trump walks into a bar...and insults the priest and the rabbi... Ken Burch Jan 2017 #3

That's the most realistic scenario. N/T fleur-de-lisa Jan 2017 #8

A liar, a narcissist, and a deadbeat walk into a bar localroger Jan 2017 #4

Ha! JudyM Jan 2017 #17

Trump walks into a bar, sarge43 Jan 2017 #5

Trump walks into a bar with Betsy DeVos.... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2017 #7

Trump walks into a bar. Bartender says... jpak Jan 2017 #9

Old joke recycled. hay rick Jan 2017 #10

That one made me LOL. n/t TexasBushwhacker Jan 2017 #11

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Trump walks into a bar because he keeps forgetting that he's in prison for treason. tandem5 Jan 2017 #14

And the bartender says, "why the long tie?" NT mahatmakanejeeves Jan 2017 #15

Donald Trump walks into a bar DFW Jan 2017 #18

... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2017 #19