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4. Last call flight 817 at gate E. Suddenly everyone sees this woman running madly through the

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Sun Sep 3, 2017, 12:04 PM

Sep 2017

terminal. She runs directly up to gate E, breathless. The ticket taker says "Wow you JUST made it lady" and she says panting for air "Oh, I'm not on this flight" gasp gasp "I just wanted to make sure everyone on this flight knew that I'm a vegan"

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"You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan." [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2017 OP

LOL femmocrat Sep 2017 #1

We have a lot of Cajuns that live in S.E. Texas. Dustlawyer Sep 2017 #2

Just lost my appitite! Right after posting Ted Cruz on the TV box said he is coming to Dustlawyer Sep 2017 #3

I saw that on the TV crawl last night Skittles Sep 2017 #6

Last call flight 817 at gate E. Suddenly everyone sees this woman running madly through the underpants Sep 2017 #4

"Houston, we have a problem!" lastlib Sep 2017 #5