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9. A sobbing Mrs Murphy approaches Fr O'Grady after mass,

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sat Sep 9, 2017, 07:13 PM

Sep 2017

He says, "So What's bothering you?"

She replies, "Oh Father, I have terrible news..My husband passed away last night."

He replies, "Oh Mary, that's terrible..Did he have any last requests?"

"Yes, Father," she replied..."Please Mary, put down that damn gun."

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An Irish Joke ( I Love them all) [View all] packman Sep 2017 OP

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Being of Irish descent I suppose I should be deeply offended by the use of racial slurs like "Paddy" Binkie The Clown Sep 2017 #2

Wife's favorite joke zipplewrath Sep 2017 #3

Yes, yes, yes! PoindexterOglethorpe Sep 2017 #4

Pat comes to America bif Sep 2017 #5

I always felt that way when I was loading and unloading trucks... hunter Sep 2017 #6

My Favorite Irish Poet, Brendan Behan..... becca da bakkah Sep 2017 #7

I love that "raining soup" quote red dog 1 Sep 2017 #8

A sobbing Mrs Murphy approaches Fr O'Grady after mass, red dog 1 Sep 2017 #9

Brian stayed in Ireland Alpeduez21 Sep 2017 #10

No one tells better offensive ethnic Irish jokes than ethnic Irish people Orrex Sep 2017 #11