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packman

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3. I want to live in Scott's Florida

Reply to Crewleader (Original post)

Wed Sep 24, 2014, 12:18 PM

Sep 2014

according to the political ads he's running here, we've got the best climate, greatest job growth, progressive environmental policies, best police force with the lowest crime rate, and the best medical care (we don't need no Obamacare). I just saw an ad where he and his wife are walking along the white sand dunes reflecting on how hard work and good moral character made him what he is today.

And me and my neighbors are shitting multi-colored lollipops and I have two unicorns in my garage.

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Florida with the nation's highest foreclosure rate for the 11th straight month. [View all] Crewleader Sep 2014 OP

We suck shenmue Sep 2014 #1

That is up to you Florida voters. It would seem like a slam dunk in most other places world wide wally Sep 2014 #2

Hi shenmue Crewleader Sep 2014 #5

O hai shenmue Sep 2014 #6

I want to live in Scott's Florida packman Sep 2014 #3

LOL, Hi Packman, I saw the same commercial today.... Crewleader Sep 2014 #4

Two? I've only got a pony. shenmue Sep 2014 #7

Progressive evironmental policies tosh Sep 2014 #9

I DO Live In Florida... ChiciB1 Sep 2014 #8