Woman finds kilo of cocaine in crochet kit bought at Seattle store

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8. You would have done exactly as I would have done:

Finished a large crochet kit in an unbelievably short amount of time, vacuumed the house and called up old friends and exes while wondering why nobody really wants to talk but that’s OK because I’ve got lots to say then look again at that crochet kit and decide you did a really crappy job but hey it’s just a first try I’ll just go get another one so you jump in the car and return to the craft store only to find that craft stores are generally closed at 3:27 AM on a Tuesday but you know what’s not closed? The truck stop parking lot!!!

And thus starts your new life as a truck stop prostitute.

But maybe that’s just me. You do you.