Just. One. More. Time. (Hillary Group)

[jmowreader]

24. The "extreme left" is being controlled by the Right

The GOP sees two routes for victory in November. Unfortunately, neither of the two involves finding someone fit to be president.

The first route was inspired by Hedley Lamarr in Blazing Saddles: find someone whose very appearance will drive them away from the ballot box. I realize the kids of today have a different view of communism than those of us who lived when there actually was any, but the people who cast ballots in great numbers - senior citizens - will not take kindly to a guy who illegally went to Nicaragua and apologized to the Sandinistas for America.

I realize this is a hard-right media source:
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/420228/bernie-sanderss-soviet-honeymoon-john-fund
but fuck it, if the Bernie fans are going to use right-wing hit pieces against Hillary, I'm gonna use them against Sanders.

Since Plan A ain't gonna work, on to Plan B: demonize Hillary both from the right and from the left while glorifying Bernie. I actually saw someone claim Bernie couldn't be rattled. Wrong, goat breath: all you need to do to rattle Bernie's cage is ask him a question he can't instantly answer with his patented noun-verb-rich people are bad! sentence structure.