Let me help you out there, Jane. Turbo Tax keeps full copies of your tax returns from previous years on record, on their servers. You log in, and viola! You have years of tax returns saved waiting for you to download and release to the media.

Also, there's another entity that is holding onto the copies of your tax return. The Internal Revenue Service. The tax transcripts for four years are free, and a copy of the full tax return only costs $57 - or roughly two average-sized donations to the Bernie Sanders campaign - and copies are generally available for six years.

Actually, given the bern-rate, I mean burn rate of the impressive amounts of cash Bernie Sanders is hauling in, he might still be hard pressed for that $57. I have an idea. Let's raise the money for him. It will cost $342 for Bernie and Jane Sanders to release six years of their returns, so if Jane Sanders can't find the returns on her own and the campaign is too cash strapped to pay for it, let's do it for them.