How fast will we need to adapt to climate change?

[Warpy]

2. No shit. I've never really understood that need to be right on the water

because I spent enough of my kidhood with hurricanes every fall to know how quickly that water can turn nasty, whether it's a sweet meandering river inland or the beach. Give me the mountains any old day. Nobody's going to be able to put up a condo big enough to fuck up my view of a 10,600+ foot peak unless it's in the back yard, in which case I'll be on the blower to the zoning board tout de suite.

But yeah, after the first 2 months you're used to the million dollar water view, so might as well sell to another sucker.