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[Bozvotros]

26. Not precisely true

You may sin like a mofo right up to the end of your life. Rob, steal, rape, brutalize even kill people as long as before you die you believe (or say you believe) something along the lines of this.......

God, split himself into three parts and one of those parts came down to earth. Despite creating the entire universe including the human race to whom he gave free will, apparently had no choice himself except to have this part he sent to earth, brutally tortured and killed in the bloodiest way possible because the God parts still in heaven, needed to have a blood sacrifice of sufficient horror to atone for the humans they made fucking up and especially for not believing in him/them. if he didn't have himself killed like this he would also have no choice but to torture everyone who ever lived who didn't believe or say they believed this for 14 trillion years. There's also a talking snake,, a flood that kills everyone, talking fiery bushes, cannibalistic rituals, zombies and blood up to a horses eye.

I hope that was helpful.