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lambchopp59

(2,809 posts) Mon Dec 17, 2018, 12:05 AM Dec 2018

Stop me if you've heard this one [View all]

Donald Trump, Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama and a young school girl are on a flight when disaster strikes the plane and all occupants must parachute to safety, but there are only three parachutes. Oprah Winfrey says "I'm the richest woman in the world", grabs a pack and bails. "I had the greatest electoral college victory ever" spits Trump, grabs another pack and follows Oprah. Barack Obama turns to the school child and says "You are the future, our country's best hope" and begins to outfit the child with a pack, when the girl states "actually there's a future for you, too. Mr Trump jumped with my book bag".

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Stop me if you've heard this one [View all] lambchopp59 Dec 2018 OP

thanks for the laugh! nt spooky3 Dec 2018 #1

Funny Doreen Dec 2018 #2

Very clever. efhmc Dec 2018 #3

Good one! StarryNite Dec 2018 #4

Made day/night! rickyhall Dec 2018 #5

Good one. (But Oprah wouldn't do that.) nt Honeycombe8 Dec 2018 #6

"Tis a consummation... 3catwoman3 Dec 2018 #7

Wonderful! PatrickforO Dec 2018 #8

I don't get it. Why would Oprah let a school age girl die? She's not bad. rusty quoin Dec 2018 #9

+1 grantcart Dec 2018 #11

I agree. Jim Lane Dec 2018 #14

Oprah only utilized as a card in the Trump's greed deck, a ruse lambchopp59 Dec 2018 #15

Heh heh heh hermetic Dec 2018 #10

Good one! Too bad it's not based on actual events. n/t Different Drummer Dec 2018 #12

I heard it years ago with Henry Kissinger in the starring role. Jim Lane Dec 2018 #13

No offense meant towards Oprah lambchopp59 Dec 2018 #16