Just tell them that you have prepared a very special Thanksgiving dinner for them.
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Schmuck a L'Orange
Beans with flame-broiled and crushed Jordan almonds.
Fried Greens.
Stone Soup.
Flaming Flynn Flan
Delivered to our doorstep in the dark of night.
Bombe Surprise
and for GOOD CHEER:
Piping hot Blended Ron Ron
After dinner, we will chop down some HOLLY, wrap it around a wire and nail it to the door.
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