Jerry Jones' Luxury Cowboy Bus

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9. Pretty cool.

I'm not going to hate on the Cowboy's new bus. It's state of the art and swanky, but the old one had over a million miles, so it it will be well used. It serves as a sort of brand ambassador for the team, and gives them a private and secure place to relax and conduct business. It's probably also made in the USA by American workers and an American company.

I'd still rather spend the night with a hooker on meth, than a minute with a Cowboy player, though, if I could get her away from him.