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6. Now he gives the okay. 80 years of my life wasted.

Thu Sep 14, 2017, 12:01 PM

Sep 2017

Oh, what could have been!

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Good News: Ted Cruz Says Its Okay To Masturbate [View all] Heddi Sep 2017 OP

Well, now that that's settled. I'll be right back. lol. n/t CincyDem Sep 2017 #1

Millions of teenagers are breathing a sigh of relief, I'm sure. MineralMan Sep 2017 #2

When asked if it's okay to buy sex toys marylandblue Sep 2017 #3

Beats dragging the washing machine up two flights of stairs. AtheistCrusader Sep 2017 #23

Best news we've had in a while! Lordquinton Sep 2017 #4

I don't know about you, but I'm going to celebrate Heddi Sep 2017 #5

Now he gives the okay. 80 years of my life wasted. justhanginon Sep 2017 #6

Thank you... czarjak Sep 2017 #7

Finally some good news in this forum that's actually good news! beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #8

Every sperm is sacred, Heddi. beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #11

um girls rub them out too Heddi Sep 2017 #13

I think I'm going to faint. n/t trotsky Sep 2017 #14

We don't have sperm, true, but our eggs - now those are really sacred. beam me up scottie Sep 2017 #15

but my eggs don't pop out every time I, Heddi Sep 2017 #16

Is that a cock ring with a clitoris stimilator?? Angry Dragon Oct 2017 #25

When he said that, did he drop what he was doing? muntrv Sep 2017 #10

uuugh Now I kind of don't want to. Cuthbert Allgood Sep 2017 #17

Out of an abundance of caution, MineralMan Sep 2017 #18

So even cartoon characters ............ guillaumeb Sep 2017 #20

Did he say it was okay for all men and women? guillaumeb Sep 2017 #19

Now that I have his permission, I have some business to which I must attend. Act_of_Reparation Sep 2017 #21

See you in a few weeks! n/t trotsky Sep 2017 #22

This show has so many perfect options.. what to post... what to post... AtheistCrusader Sep 2017 #24

Uhhhh... shenmue Oct 2017 #27

Well thinking of Cruz will put me off of it for a while. Laffy Kat Oct 2017 #29