ETA - Ha! TxDemChem beat me to it. 
I like a quote from Carl Sagan about this. IIRC - "The universe appears to be neither benign or hostile. Only indifferent."
A quote guaranteed to drive the Special Snowflakes even crazier.
There's an old Southern joke about this:
Jasper gets up one morning, and like every day, heads out to the cotton field with his pickin' sack.
He's out in the field picking cotton when he looks up in the sky and sees A SIGN FROM GAWD!
So Jasper runs off to the parsonage. "Preacher! Preacher! Miracle! I just saw A SIGN FROM GAWD! I saw a message in the clouds! The clouds spelt out the letters 'G-P-C.' So I figured it must mean "Go Preach Christ." I'm gonna be a preacher just like you!"
The preacher thought about this miracle for a minute and said: "Jasper, I'm afraid you have misinterpreted God's message. In your case, the letters 'G-P-C' obviously mean "Go Pick Cotton."
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