Atheists & Agnostics

defacto7

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10. And from infancy....

Wed Oct 1, 2014, 12:41 AM

Oct 2014

Jesus loves me this I know
For the Bible tells me so.
Little ones to him belong
They are weak but he is strong.

...join in and sing with me....

Yes, Jesus loves me
Yes, Jesus loves me
Yes, Jesus loves me
The Bible tells me so.

--- How about this all time favorite....

Jesus loves the little children,
All the children of the world,
Red and Yellow, Black and White
They are precious in his sight
Jesus loves the little children of the World.

And yes boys and girls, you ARE special in the sight of God and Jesus his son, his only son DIED ON A ROMAN INSTRUMENT OF TORTURE AND DEATH
for you and me so we don't have to go to hell and burn for a trillion years hotter than a thousand suns like all the non-believers.

Remember children... repeat, repeat, repeat.... so you'll believe, believe, believe!

(sorry, I just had a moment of gastrointestinal religion for a moment.)

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The whole wide world has been made for me! [View all] Gelliebeans Sep 2014 OP

they have had lots of experience at just making shit up RussBLib Sep 2014 #1

It's just so disingenuous Gelliebeans Sep 2014 #4

What a bunch of crap! AlbertCat Sep 2014 #2

It's threatening I believe Gelliebeans Sep 2014 #3

We've found extra-solar systems with planets in the 'goldilocks zone' already. AtheistCrusader Sep 2014 #5

I have taken up Gelliebeans Oct 2014 #15

But making shit up is so much fun. Curmudgeoness Sep 2014 #6

Lol nice and concise TxDemChem Sep 2014 #7

+1 n/t trotsky Oct 2014 #16

Absofuckinglutely you are!!!!! Gelliebeans Oct 2014 #11

But remember, we're the arrogant ones! onager Sep 2014 #8

Lol Gelliebeans Oct 2014 #12

I think I cussed though most of the 2 minutes and whatever seconds. BlueJazz Sep 2014 #9

I know right? Gelliebeans Oct 2014 #14

That drove me nuts. deucemagnet Oct 2014 #18

And from infancy.... defacto7 Oct 2014 #10

I have learned more Gelliebeans Oct 2014 #13

That's some of the most amazingly deceptive quote mining I've ever seen. AtheistCrusader Oct 2014 #17

does yours have a Web? ChairmanAgnostic Oct 2014 #19

Yes my dear Gelliebeans Oct 2014 #20

Good to hear. ChairmanAgnostic Oct 2014 #21