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onager

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17. Tammy looks almost normal in that shot.
Wed Jan 28, 2015, 04:20 PM
Jan 2015

Apart from the usual Yak-Shit-On-My-Head hairstyle. But at least no mascara applied via dump truck, or enough pancake makeup to bury three corpses in her face.

Jim looks like a sleazy used-car salesman, but that's normal for a lot of preachers IMO.

"Now this here is GREAT CAR! My old grandma herself only drove it to church once a week..."

"But the odometer is broken, all four tires are slick, the radiator's steaming, and it looks like there's water in the oil, so the block is probably cracked..."

"Well, so what? Just BELIEVE when I tell you it's a good car. Unless you want me to think you're one of them godless Commie evidence-demanding atheists or something..."

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Well, I'm glad this isn't a poll. Curmudgeoness Jan 2015 #1
Man oh man...you have cursed me with... ret5hd Jan 2015 #2
You're welcome! Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #9
LOL! ChairmanAgnostic Jan 2015 #13
Some of those are on youtube... progressoid Jan 2015 #3
didn't the Faith Tones headline at the Comedy Store 38 times ? olddots Jan 2015 #4
The Faith Tones make me turgid. n/t A HERETIC I AM Jan 2015 #23
I keep telling you people packman Jan 2015 #5
Mark Twain agreed, God has a sense of humor. Hoppy Jan 2015 #7
My favorite is Erick. Hoppy Jan 2015 #6
Praise the Lawd AND drink water. Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #11
A few more... onager Jan 2015 #8
How much ya wanna bet that Jim Bakker was a plushie? Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #10
Tammy looks almost normal in that shot. onager Jan 2015 #17
My grandparents had a couch that looked like Wayne's jacket Lordquinton Jan 2015 #12
I used to sport a Yak Shit 'do back in the day. Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #19
What sick bastard upholstered the Webb Gospel Singers? deucemagnet Jan 2015 #24
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you for this! Nt 1bigdude Jan 2015 #14
Glad you like. Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #20
Some of these are hilarious Rob H. Jan 2015 #15
I couldn't even bear to post that one in the OP. Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #18
Thank you for this thread. JDDavis Jan 2015 #16
I spent a summer living in a small town in upstate new york that had people Warren Stupidity Jan 2015 #21
I would have liked to have run a "beauty parlor" in that town back then. Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #22
I remember the smell of those places. onager Jan 2015 #27
I remember that stench. Arugula Latte Jan 2015 #28
Ha! I remember those. onager Jan 2015 #29
Thank you for the image that will haunt my nightmares for years to come. deucemagnet Jan 2015 #25
That image has truly led me to ponder the Mysterious Ways of the Lord. onager Jan 2015 #26
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