May I inject a brief history lesson into all of this poll panic?

[klook]

3. I am expecting Rmoney to be nothing short of incredible.

I mean, he is never credible, is he?

No, really -- Rmoney will be the greatest debater since William Jennings Bryan. He'll be Socrates, Lincoln, and Douglas rolled into one! He will make Obama look like Jerry Lewis!

Yes, I have very high expectations of Rmoney. Very, very, very fucking high.

But I'm sure he's going to be every bit as good as he was in the first debate, and for Obama to be a bumbling, semi-comatose moron. And I suggest that every one of us call every talk show we can find, and write a letter to every editor there is, to say just how incredible Rmoney is and how scared of his debating prowess we all are.

And most of all, we are all concerned about just how much empathy we know Rmoney will show everyone at this town hall debate -- because, after all, he's repudiated the 47% comments, and he no longer wants to get rid of abortion or cut billionaire's taxes or shut down Social Security or Medicare, and--stuff.