Democratic Primaries

Dem2theMax

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41. Absolute perfection!

Tue Feb 18, 2020, 04:30 AM

Feb 2020

But I'm thinking, maybe no doggy poop bags. Maybe he has to carry it in his hands?

Wouldn't it be delicious if we got to make up all of his punishments for him, and he actually had to do them?

It would almost be worth the hell we have been put through for the past three-plus years. Almost.

On second thought, no punishment will be enough to make up for what he's done to us!

But I can still enjoy the image of him having to carry dog poop around in his hands.

If I were to vote in a presidential
primary today, I would vote for: Joe Biden

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nice! LeftTurn3623 Feb 2020 #1

Ha! Codeine Feb 2020 #2

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Aw, thank you! CaliforniaPeggy Feb 2020 #13

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No! He's not allowed near any dogs. Dem2theMax Feb 2020 #23

OK, how about he follows the dog-walker... Myrddin Feb 2020 #39

Absolute perfection! Dem2theMax Feb 2020 #41

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.. Cha Feb 2020 #29

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Agreed. TomSlick Feb 2020 #47

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From your lips to God's ears. TomSlick Feb 2020 #49

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